Black Pug Pottery

Black Pug Pottery

Mugs & Stuff Sayings


Just a few saying ideas for Mugs & Stuff are listed here… Please make up your own and let us know what you want! 

(NOTE: A picture of most anything or any breed can be placed on your Mug or Stuff, just ask.) 

A PROUD PARENT OF A RESCUE DOG

ADDICTED TO AGILITY

AGILITY…WHERE REAL DOGS SHOW

ALL MY GRANDKIDS HAVE PAWS

ALL MY KIDS HAVE PAWS

ASK ME ABOUT MY GRANDDOG/GRANDCAT

BARK OFF!

BITE ME!

CAT/DOG HAIR IS A CONDIMENT AT OUR/MY HOUSE

CATS ARE CHEAPER THAN THERAPY

CATS ARE JUST LITTLE WOMEN IN FUR COATS

CATS INVENTED YOGA

CERTIFIED CAT HERDER

DOGS ARE CHEAPER THAN THERAPY

DOGS ARE EASIER THAT CHILDREN…NO CAR, NO COLLEGE, NO DRAMA

DON’T BLAME THE DOG, BLAME THE OWNER

EARS TO YA!

EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER WITH CAT/PET/DOG HAIR

GROOMERS DO IT WITH STYLE (ON THE TABLE)

HELP THERE’S A CAT/DOG/BUNNY ON MY LAP AND I CAN’T GET UP

HOLD A PUPPY, OWN A DOG (KITTEN/CAT)

HONEY BADGER DON’T CARE (GIVE A SHIT)

I LIKE CATS, I JUST CAN’T EAT A WHOLE ONE!

I ONLY HAD ONE BEER IN DOG YEARS

I HAVE A RABBIT HABIT

I WANT TO BE THE PERSON MY DOG/CAT/BIRD/ETC. THINKS I AM

IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY CAT/DOG/PETS/ETC.. LEAVE!

IF YOU DON’T TALK TO YOUR CAT ABOUT CATNIP, WHO WILL?

IF YOU DON’T WANT HAIR ON YOUR CLOTHS, STAY OFF MY FURNITURE

IF YOU FEEL DOG-TIRED, IT’S BECAUSE YOU GROWLED ALL DAY

IF YOUR DOG DOES NOT LIKE SOMEONE, YOU SHOULDN’T EITHER

IN DOG YEARS…… I’M DEAD

IT’S ALWAYS THE POODLE

JUDGE THE HEART OF A MAN BY THE WAY HE TREATS HIS DOG

LEAVE ME THE PUG ALONE

MY BEST FRIEND IS A BITCH

MY CAT CAN BEAT UP YOUR DOG

MY CAT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR DOG

MY DOG BITES DEMOCRATS /REPUBLICANS

MY DOG IS SMARTER THAT YOUR KID

MY DOG/CAT/BUNNY/ETC.. MAKES ME LAUGH, YOU… NOT SO MUCH

MY DOG/CAT NEEDS RITALIN/PROZAC

MY GRANDKID HAS PAWS       

MY KID HAS PAWS

OFFICIAL CAT CAN OPENER

OFFICIAL POOP SCOOPER

ONE CAT SHORT OF THE CRAZY CAT LADY

PLEASE NEUTER YOUR PETS (AND WEIRD RELATIVES)

PROUD PARENT OF A RESCUE _________________

REAL DOGS DON’T FIT IN HANDBAGS

REAL MEN LIKE CATS

RIDE!….DID SOMEBODY SAY GO FOR A RIDE??!!

SOMETIMES YOU’RE THE DOG, SOMETIMES THE HYDRANT

TALK TO THE PAW

THE DOG ATE MY LESSON PLANS

THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET, THE MORE I LIKE MY DOG/CAT/BIRD/ETC..

THINK PAWSITIVE

THIS HUMAN BELONGS TO A PUG (Any breed can be substituted)

THIS MUG BELONGS TO MY HUMAN

TREAT LIFE LIKE A DOG, PISS/PEE ON IT AND WALK AWAY

TREAT!…. DID SOMEBODY SAY TREAT??!!

THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A FINE WHINE

WHAT HAPPENS AT DOGGIE DAY CARE, STAYS AT DOGGIE DAY CARE

YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, MY CAT IS

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